in exactly 2 weeks i'll be 29.
i'm so special apparently, that in the past 6 months, weird stuff = or should i say weirder stuff than normal has been occurring in my life.
i have had matching spider bites. one on each upper arm on the inside. strangely enough they were in the same place on each arm.
i stopped caring exactly what my students thought about me. whether or not i'm mean. if they don't follow the rules, i no longer yell. just find a pen and write them up. plus, i found that it's more fun to push their buttons instead of them pushing mine. apparently - teaching them manners makes them not talk. who knew? lol.
i haven't found the urge to color my hair another eye-popping color nor have i had to fight the urge to reach for the nearest sharp object to cut it. it's now shoulder length and an amazing array of colors. if someone doesn't like me growing back my natural color, they can pay for the hair stylist to color it. i'm sure not.
i've figured out people can just be plain bitchy and that most of the time it's just not my fault. now i've got to train myself not to care so much and we'll be golden.
and finally - my mother is obsessed with me getting married and having kids. in no particular order. she's using words like "he's cute, he could probably knock you up." and phrases like - "i sure could use another grandbaby to spoil." yeah right! keep on dreaming granny. just b/c you're living in la la land, doesn't mean i want to flag down the stork and give him my wish list.
just when i thought my parents had forgotten i was single and childless...
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