google and dr. phil

i needed to send my sister an email just now and i had to answer math problems to send it. why? because it's almost midnight on a friday night and most people are probably drunk and google wants to make sure no one drinks and emails. funny, but kinda aggravating.

i've got the flu. it's not a fun thing to have.

i hate checking myspace. it's also not a fun thing to do. and it's not even my myspace that i'm checking. it's my sister's. that's also depressing b/c i have no desire to read her messages.

yes, the flu is making me more bitchy than normal. be glad i don't have pms, otherwise i'd probably be in jail for beating the shit out of the cafe worker who decided to argue with me when i asked for a few more fries. she could have just said okay and be done with it, but no, that ho had to argue with me. end result - me telling her she could have the damn food if she was going to argue with me and making sure it was said loud enough for everyone to hear.

dr. phil is an idiot who needs to be bitch-slapped. nadia what's-her-face needs the collagen slapped out of her lips. honey, lips that big only work for julia roberts and angelina jolie, and angie's got so many kids, she's looking kinda beat up.

this woman perpetrates a fraud on people and dr. phil is like a puppy, wagging his tail and panting at her feet to make her happy. dude, if she couldn't afford to support 14 kids, then she shouldn't have had them. she needs to grow up and take responsibility for herself instead of asking me and every other tax payer to do it for her. what little money i make substitute teaching doesn't need to go to her. if i wanted to support someone else, i'd take on one of my sister's kids.

that woman really makes me want to be violent. well, more violent than usual. i have no respect for people who DELIBERATELY have kids and then expects us to support them. i know people who are barely making ends meet (and i have no clue how)and they won't even give her food stamps b/c she makes too much. yeah, being a single parent, having bills out of the ass to pay, and a job 45 minutes away just seems like having it made. as if!! heck, i'm unemployed, making minimum wage every now and then when i substitute, and they say b/c i have no income and no bills (because rent, gas, water, electric, telephone, and college loans to pay doesn't count), i don't deserve food stamps.

bottom line - i'm sick, bitchy, and have too much time on my hands. loving me so far?